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NEWSWEEK QANON MELTDOWN SERIAL
NEWSWEEK QANON MELTDOWN SERIES

Mocks Maskless AOC as 'Authoritarian Mask Karen' at Met Gala After Newsom Win, Donald Trump Says 'We Cannot Trust Mail In Ballots'.Or maybe-just maybe-he'll be defending himself in court. It'll be because his muscles have taken on the texture of Gerber's mashed pears and he can't get through the auditorium doors without a crowbar and a can of Crisco.

NEWSWEEK QANON MELTDOWN SERIAL

But most of us do, oddly enough-because we're not getting our information from rando kookaburras on Telegram.Īnd, yes, it's possible that Trump will cancel his serial sexual harasser tour with O'Reilly, but not because he'll be president. Who the hell knows? Not you, that's for sure. "But we are in an information war, so who the hell knows." Of course, some QAnoners appeared to be hedging their bets: "It's only a few dates close could be done if it works out like it uld cancel.but yup.kinda a gut punch statement," one wrote. Because there's zero chance that the most vulgar, deceitful man on the planet-a man who never polled over 50% percent approval at any time during his presidency-could have possibly lost a national election. Of course, many QAnoners and other Trumpy dead-enders are hanging their hopes on either Pillow Man Mike Lindell's barmy assurances or the Arizona fraudit, which they believe will touch off a domino effect wherein one blue state after another falls back into Donald Trump's column.

I imagine that's exactly how Archimedes felt just before shouting "Eureka!" "So basically the August thing is a bunch of bull because a reinstated President doesn't go on tour." - Angela Baldwin.

"Man I sure hope we don't have to wait that long before you're back in office." - Jack Miller."So nothing will happen until December?" - Tina N.

HMMMMMMMMM SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT?" - Telegram user Peace Lilly

"OK I GUESS MY QUESTION IS TRUMP COMING BACK? WHY WOULD HE BE DOING A TOUR THRU THE END OF THE YEAR WITH O'REILLY.

Newsweek collected several alarmed responses from QAnon cultists posting on Telegram about this vexing bait-and-switch. But if Trump really thinks he'll be back by then-which has been widely reported to be the case-then why is he fixin' to go on tour with Pile O'Bile-y? How many times can they move the goalposts before they-like the QAnon people themselves-are on another planet?Īccording to the announcement, Trump and O'Reilly have several December dates scheduled in Florida and Texas. 1 comes around and Trump is still ensconced, Taft-like, in his toilet. I really wonder what these people will do when Sept. Supporters of the radical movement expressed concerns that Trump going on a speaking tour later this year surely means that he will not be returning as president-a false claim they have continued to believe since he lost the 2020 election more than seven months ago. … The announcement was shared by a number of popular QAnon telegram accounts, one of which has nearly 75,000 subscribers on the encrypted messaging service app. Newsweek: QAnon supporters have acted with dismay and confusion after Donald Trump announced the December dates of his upcoming speaking tour with Bill O'Reilly, which coincides with when he is meant to have already been reinstated as president.

NEWSWEEK QANON MELTDOWN SERIES

The latest? They can't imagine why Donald Trump is promoting a December tour with Bill O'Reilly when he's supposed to be back in the White House in August and O'Reilly is presumably scheduled for a series of painful face-splotchectomies. And that's before the German carob cake shows up.Īt some point, the Q folks all changed their internal default font to Zapf Dingbats, and now literally nothing they say makes any sense to anyone-except their fellow travelers. Eventually he orders the portobello mushroom steak-and then we sit back and wait to see his face contort into ever-lower depths of bafflement as he deluges his entree with enough ketchup to drown a baby rhino. Seeing QAnon adherents puzzle their way through reality is a bit like watching Donald Trump try to sound out a raw vegan menu.